This year, for Halloween, I'm going to dress as a character from Scooby Doo and run around taking people's masks off.
Cris
The first rule of condescending club is really kinda complex and I don't think you'd understand it even if I explained it to you.
Cris
Had a good workout at the gym today. 50 reps on the bench press. Working my way up to actually putting weights on the bar.
Being married is 90% talking about what to have for dinner.
There's a not so small part of me that believes that Harry Potter was sold to us unassuming muggles as fiction.
I used to make fun of my dog for barking at dogs on TV until I caught myself in the car pulling over for a siren on the radio.
Sit-ups are my favorite form of exercise because I get to lay down every few seconds.