"No, thanks. I'm a vegetarian." is my typical response when someone hands me their baby.
Amigo
I'm so in debt I could start my own government.
My wife and I are pretty upset. It looks like someone broke in and surfed porn on my computer. They didn't touch anything else, so that's good.
Why did the Fresh Prince have to take a cab anyways? How crappy was that family that no one would pick him up from the airport?
Amigo
The only difference with screwing around and science, is writing it down.
Amigo
Instead of a sign that says "do not disturb" I need one that says "already disturbed proceed with caution".
Warning: forgetting what pocket your keys are in may result in the Macarena.