Down on yourself for being lazy? Keep in mind the Greeks believed their GODS lived atop a very hikeable mountain and no one went to check.
US declares war on some other country, Americans urged to keep shopping and not worry about it.
Becoming an adult is probably the dumbest thing I have ever done.
If you never set it, you always have the excuse, "I overslept because the alarm didn't go off."
I regret nothing but mostly because I can't remember most of the stuff I should probably regret
I can't tell if I actually have free time, or if I'm just forgetting everything...
I admire the commitment of girls who paint their eyebrows on. How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day? What if you find a penny?