I wonder if Bill Nye and his dance partner will have good chemistry.
Nillers
Warning: drinking before pregnancy can cause pregnancy.
Apparently my socks never remember the buddy system whenever I wash them.
I hope when Bruce Willis dies, it's from a Viagra overdose. That way the headline can read "Bruce Willis Died Hard".
When I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof, I was shocked!
I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life if I die on Wednesday.
I don't care about your choice in politics, religion, or taste in music... I judge you simply based on football team preference.