I bought powdered water but I don't know what to add to it.
Goldilocks was a hipster: Hardly liked anything, and she tried to eat porridge before it was cool.
I'm going to become a hermit as soon as I find a cave with a decent wifi connection.
I'm trying to master the art of eating a powdered doughnut, without looking like I just got back from Charlie Sheen's house.
You've got to love yourself. But not in public places.
Hey smartphone owners! That blurred bit just off the edge of the screen is called life.
Just when I think I'm over my insomnia the car behind me honks.