Adulthood is childhood's bad hangover.
I wish there was a rollover plan for all the childhood naps I refused.
I love secretly placing a deck of cards on top of someones ceiling fan.
My blood hound was just attacked by a crip hound.
If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?
My taste in music ranges from "You NEED to hear this" to "please don't judge me".
I'd be a vegetarian if bacon grew on trees.