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#3742
Say what you will about Kristen Stewart's acting abilities, but I'm willing to bet she'd kick some serious ass in a poker game.
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#3743
I would like to join whatever weight loss program my wallet is on because its working wonders
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#3744
For every action there is an unequal and opposite overreaction. - Newton's law of the Internet
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#3745
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I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next crap could spell disaster.
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#3746
I think I will stick to my old fashioned pepper shaker. This new pepper spray tastes terrible on my potatoes...
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#3747
If you join Audible.com they give you a free audio book. I got Where's Waldo.
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#3748
Today is the first day of the rest of your life, but so was yesterday, and look how that turned out...
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