Is anyone going to tell America's funniest videos about YouTube?
A sign on the wall of the drug store said, "Ask the pharmacist if you have questions." How would the pharmacist know if I have questions?
Chris Brown said he might retire from music. That sure is going to leave him with a lot of time on his fists.
I'm not saying that I've been on the internet too long today, I'm just saying that when I close my eyes I scroll through my thoughts
I made a penis out of Legos. A literal cock block.
My girlfriend ended up with a broken nose today because she wouldn't listen to me... I said,"You're about to walk into a lamppost."
My masseuse just read 'Cinderella' to me. That's the last time I ask for a happy ending...