Women have a lot more experience dealing with bloodstains than men. Men are convicted of murder a lot more than women. Coincidence?
Being a regular church-goer on Easter is like being a regular gym-goer on New Years
I'm here to self deprecate and chew bubble gum, and I forgot to bring bubble gum because I'm the worst.
Well, Dwayne Johnson has Covid. Coronavirus really hit Rock Bottom.
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At the age of 91 we discovered two lumps in grandma's breast, we were so relieved the doctors discovered it was just her knees.
I tried to be a magician once, but kept screwing up that trick where you cut the rabbit in half. I sell keychains now.
I was way off. Turns out the movie Aliens vs Predator isn't about an illegal immigrant fighting a child molester.