A man was hospitalized with 6 plastic horses up his butt. The doctor described his condition as stable.
The rest of the country calls it a "crime ring". In New England, it's called a "huddle".
I watched my first silent movie the other day. The kids weren't there.
Oh you just put lotion on? You're not going anywhere. - Doorknob
Without coffee, I'm just a really tall 2 year old.
I can almost always tell when a movie doesn't use real dinosaurs.
People die every year in vending machine accidents. How are we still at the top of the food chain?