I named my dog "5 miles". That way I can tell people "I walk 5 miles everyday!"
They're making a Taken 3. I'm starting to think Liam Neeson's very particular set of skills suck.
I don't know why I don't buy more piñatas. Like right now I would love to beat the crap out of something and then eat a bunch of candy.
Dave Asten
A worm is a pretty disappointing prize for getting up early if you ask me.
Dave Asten
Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but doesn’t get you anywhere.
The only thing worse than the one that got away is the one that won't go away.
My kids keep bugging me about dinner even after I told them I already ate...