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"Keeping Up with the Kardashians" seems like it would be pretty easy. Khloe, in particular, looks very slow.
When books were first invented I'll bet some people would pretentiously say, I liked the book but the traveling storyteller was much better.
What do people mean "get ready for bed"? I am ALWAYS ready for bed
Does running out of money count as exercise?
Running away *will* solve my problems. My weight problems.
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Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake a whole relationship.
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments
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