Amigo
“Screw it” – My final thought before making most decisions.
Dance like nobody's watching, sing like nobody's listening, Facebook like the NSA doesn't exist..
Good news: Tim Tebow got a job with the Patriots. Bad news: He's now associated with the word "Patriot" and is being audited by the IRS.
The internet is full of cats because dog people actually go outside.
He who laughs last didn't get the joke.
Escalators can never break down, they are only temporarily stairs.
Compromise - An agreement whereby both parties received what neither of them wanted.