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It's always good to feel appreciated. My little brother just called to thank me for "setting the bar so incredibly low for him."
I'd like to party like its 1999, then I realize that was 14 years ago and I can't stay up past 11 o'clock now. So screw you Prince.
I always get naked before I get in bed so I don't know why this lady at Sears is giving me a dirty look in the mattress section.
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If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, nobody else wanted them either.
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Those people who say "there is never a stupid question" Have never worked in Customer Service.
Common sense is not a gift. It's a punishment, because you have to deal with everyone else that doesn't have it.
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