Amigo
Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.
Women, if you want to strike a bit of fear into your man, just smile really big and ask him, "Notice anything different?"
Scent is the sense most tied to memory. "Common" is the sense least tied to people.
How do I tell someone that they have nice skin without sounding like I want to wear it?
Cyberbilly
A blind Indian girl wanted me to touch her clothes to see how soft they were. I felt sari for her.
Cyberbilly
Shouldn't diet pills be called "Girth Control?"
Cyberbilly
I want my casket to have a crank on it that plays the jack-in-box music.