There are teenagers having unprotected sex, but have cases on their phones. Just let that sink in for a moment...
Two wrongs may not make a right, but two Wrights made an airplane.
I'm done chasing people who aren't willing to do the same for me. After today, the ice cream man will have to find business elsewhere.
The Disney Channel should be renamed "Celebrity Prehab."
Did anyone notice how in Harry Potter, the soul-eating Dementors never went for Ron.
Nolan Erickson
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you may live in the Midwest...
I'll never understand why cartoon pictures of the sun always depict it wearing sunglasses. What exactly would it be protecting its eyes from?