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No way the guy from Operation is insured for any of those ridiculous medical procedures.
Gotta love that moment when someone holds the door open for you when you're still 20 yards away, forcing you into an awkward jog of gratitude.
If she has 500 likes and 400 comments in a photo, what's missing? Her clothes. :D
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I am such a pessimist, my blood type is B-negative.
I just lost 20 lbs. on the “I have no steady income” diet!
"Never go to bed angry" is the worst advice ever. I haven't slept in eleven years.
What if the stickers are the only thing made in China?
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