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A baby just smiled at me and now I want... Nope, it's crying now. Nope.
I just checked my credit score. They won.
Let's all have a moment of silence for people who can't have a moment of silence because they have kids.
The Vatican says that the Cardinals will pick the next Pope. If it's anything like how they pick QBs, this will certainly be a disaster.
There is surely nothing that can top what Pope Benedict has given up for Lent
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My grandmother is 94 years old and still doesn't need glasses. Nope. Drinks right out of the bottle.
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I washed my car with my wife today. You know what? She doesn't make a very good sponge.
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