Cyberbilly
My grandfather fought in World War I and survived mustard gas and pepper spray. You might say he was a seasoned veteran.
Cyberbilly
I ordered a new GPS unit, but it got lost in the mail.
Cyberbilly
There is no room for you in my heart, but there is in the trunk of my car.
Cyberbilly
I wasn't planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
I figured out why I don't like morning people. It's because I don't like mornings or people.
Apparently this guy on the street was just tying his shoe and did NOT want to play leap frog. My bad dude, my bad.
In dog beers, I've only had one.