Cyberbilly
The squeaky wheel gets the grease but it's also the first one to be replaced.
Cyberbilly
So there are these "Don't start forest fires" commercials telling me to "Get my Smokey on." All I can think is, if an anthropomorphic bear in a pair of jeans and a ranger hat comes up and tells me not to set stuff on fire, I probably already did.
Cyberbilly
I can understand why you are mad at me, but the horse I rode in on had nothing to do with it.
Cyberbilly
Just get hoarders addicted to crack. They'll sell all their stuff to buy more crack. Problem solved.
Anyone who can tell if they are speeding up or slowing down a ceiling fan on the first try is a wizard, and should not be trusted.
Seems like you could save a lot of time if you just paired The Bachelor with The Bachelorette.
When I die, I'd like someone to keep updating my Facebook for me just to freak people out. Things like, "hey, who knew they had wifi up here?"