I’m a social vegan. I avoid meet.
Burned almost a thousand calories with the elliptical machine today. Moved it into the basement, that thing is heavy!
I'm still trying to get over the fact that oranges come presliced by nature.
Sometimes I wonder if that kid in the Dreamworks logo has caught a fish yet.
If you make a U-turn, it becomes a "C".
I just poured superglue into a non-stick pan.Somebody is going to be wrong.
My girlfriend hates it when I sneak up on her. According to her lawyer, she also hates it when I call her my girlfriend.