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Cyberbilly
Dear Gangsta: If you pulled up your pants a little you could run from the cops faster.
I downloaded a song illegally in Jamaica. Now I'm a Pirate of the Caribbean.
Still waiting on the "babies" episode of How It's Made.
If seeing is believing, then how come looks are deceiving?
Man, those 2013 Mayan Calenders are REALLY hard to find...
I drink my coffee out of a clear mug so people know where my tolerance level is at.
Eventually the entire written English language will be taken over by emoticons. Teenage girls will bring us back to Egyptian hieroglyphics.
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