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Tim Tebow is the most talked about white Bronco since the OJ chase.
I'm training my inner voice to sound like Morgan Freeman.
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One thing that I have noticed about conspiracy theories is that they all depend on the government perpetrators being endlessly clever. I think you'll find that government perpetrators are endlessly stupid.
Alcohol won’t solve your problems, but neither will milk or orange juice.
Never hit on someone you're going to see on a regular basis, this would include co-workers, roommates, and 2nd cousins...
First olympic sailing result just in. GB has taken gold, Australia has taken silver, and Somalia has taken the boat...
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Novell
I wish I had the confidence of a male flight attendant.
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