Go into a store's fitting room. After several minutes yell loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
Saw someone get mugged in the street so I called the Police. Sting told me to stop bothering him.
Well, I guess the movie 2012 can go in the comedy section now...
This guy bragged about getting 10 times the amount of girls I get, I laughed because 10•0 is 0.
Cyberbilly
If you're an atheist, who do you thank that it is Friday?
Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar movie collection except for one. he's never gonna give you Up
Cyberbilly
I don't know what I'd do without coffee, but it would probably be 25 to Life in the state penitentiary.