That's it. I'm suing Santa Claus for defamation of character. Can't call me a ho 3 times and get away with it
Zombies hate fast food.
Just used Craigslist for my Christmas shopping. Good news; Everyone's getting used couches!
Why do you play hard to get if you're already hard to want..
Poor: (adj.) When you have too much month at the end of your money.
We must be really stupid, because people are misspelling everything even with auto-correct.
This match won't light, which is weird because it did this morning.