My room is as clean as the 5 dollar movie been at Walmart.
The highest state of defense readiness in the US is DEFCON 1. More commonly known by women as: "I'm fine."
Are people really going to take this Mayan end of the world thing serious?! They couldn’t predict the Spanish coming, how could they predict the end of the world?
To whoever has my voodoo doll, scratch between my butt cheeks... I'm in public
Not rewinding VHS films after watching the naked scenes was the original not clearing your browser history.
I look so peaceful when my kids are sleeping.
They say you've got to spend money to make money. Feel like there's some middle step I've been missing?