A hundred years from now, people will wonder why so many photos of their ancestors involve the subject standing in the bathroom holding a thin rectangular device at shoulder level.
The Hangover Part 3? Seriously, how many hangovers do these guys need to have before they realize that they need to stop inviting Alan to parties??
Happy Passive Aggressive Relationship Day. It's ok if you didn't get me anything, you probably forgot anyway. No, no it's really fine I wasn't expecting a gift.
I just watched my neighbor's dog chase its tail for 10 minutes and I thought to myself, "Wow dogs are easily entertained" Then I realized, I just watched my neighbor's dog chase its tail for 10 minutes...
We have so much in common! You want to travel and I want you to go.
I just replaced the can of air freshener in the office bathroom with an air horn. And now we wait...
Kyle Kestler
If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.