Dave Asten
My favorite part about the Presidential debate on TV was when I realized I have over 500 other channels to watch.
If water continues to rise Wall Street may need another bail out.
What if Gangnam Style is actually just a giant rain dance, and we brought this hurricane on ourselves?
Dave Asten
My son said his favorite mythical creature is a unicorn. He then asked me if I had a favorite mythical creature and I said "Yes, an honest politician."
I say "do I smell popcorn" right after I fart, so everyone takes in a deep breath.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tearable!
Do Amish people do the acoustic slide?