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Xyuppi
What's the correct ratio of gunpowder to essential oils? I want this bath bomb to be perfect.
Is it possible that we were all a day off and God only took Macho Man? RIP Macho Man.
My Gmail is impenetrable to hackers in China because my password is just eight letter L's.
Just itched my crotch while trying to swat a fly and four people told me I was a good dancer.
I'd like to give a shout-out to all my visually impaired friends out there : :. .: :.: .!!
I think it's kinda cool they knighted Sir Mix-A-Lot in the first place.
Those Blue Man guys need to find women. I didn’t realize it could spread like that.
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