It's only a 4 way stop if each driver can read.
Elevator music makes me gassy.
Cyberbilly
Have you ever loved someone so much that you wanted to keep them hidden from the world and have them also to yourself? Well, apparently that is called kidnapping.
Cyberbilly
I like when people call me "Sir". I just wish they wouldn't follow it up with "you're making a scene."
Cyberbilly
They're not "Used Cars" anymore, they're "Pre-owned" I suggest "Divorce" be changed to "Pre-Loved."
Just bought my first pack of toilet paper. Well that's $10 down the toilet...
While everyone's been watching the debate, I switched all my neighbors' political yard signs.