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Cyberbilly
Hitting the gym to relieve stress is not nearly as effective as hitting the person who caused it in the first place.
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I'm going to deliberately run into a car with a "Coexist" bumper sticker just to test their tolerance.
We tell our kids not to take candy from strangers but on October 31st we dress them up and take them to strangers houses and make them beg fer candy
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If a dentist makes his money off people with unhealthy teeth, why should I trust a toothbrush that 4 out of 5 dentists recommend?
I bought a new stick of deodorant last night. The instructions said to remove the cap and push up bottom. I may be walking funny now, but my farts make the room smell baby powder fresh.
Let's celebrate Columbus Day by walking into someone's house and telling them we live there now.
There are so many scams on the internet these days, but for $19.95 I can show you how to avoid them.
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