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When someone yells stop, I don't know if it is in the name of love, it's hammertime, or if I should collaborate and listen.
I'm seriously disappointed the debate hasn't touched on the bacon shortage...
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Cyberbilly
My mother never saw the irony of calling me a "son of a bitch".
I think unmarked police cars is false advertising.
Did you know that the iPhone 5 can actually help you lose weight? It's true! Simply buy it and you won't be able to afford to eat for a month!
People tell me all the time that I worry too much. Well let me tell you, worrying works! 99% of the stuff I worry about never happens!
People left their old iphones for an extra half inch. Hopefully their girlfriends don't do the same.
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