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If my wife was a transformer her name would be Amazon Prime.
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Xyuppi
A handshake means something completely different to a cannibal.
Happy Leap Year Day (Leap Day?) to everyone! Or, as the military calls it "Shoulda been Payday".
The number 5 is like an honorary even number.
The number 5 is like an honorary even number.
Birthday presents are just rewards for not having died yet.
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Xyuppi
For the average American the best way to tell if you have Covid-19 is to couch in a rich person’s face and wait for their test result.
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