This is the most exciting Monday Night Football has been in years! The result of every play is a surprise, even if I just watched it.
Cyberbilly
If at first you don't succeed, you should have done it my way in the first place.
Replacement Refs have more dropped calls than T-mobile, AT&T, Verizon and Sprint combined.
What is the difference between E.T. and a NFL replacement ref? E.T. can make a call.
Cyberbilly
When a woman says "We need to talk" what she really means is "You need to listen."
Cyberbilly
Just found out What the Braille on the drive-thru ATM actually says, "Move to the passenger seat"
Cyberbilly
My wife always has the last word in any argument. Anything I say after that is considered the start of a new argument.