I'm going to make a beer called "The Mondays" so that you can get a case of "The Mondays".
"Jesus loves you" is a nice thing to hear in a church, but a terrifying thing to hear in a Mexican prison.
Facebook is in a relationship with the stock market and it's complicated.
Cyberbilly
Ever wonder if those dollar bills in your wallet might have once been in a strippers butt? You're wondering now...
Cyberbilly
Relationships are like garage sales. From a distance they look interesting but up close it's just a bunch of crap you don't need.
"Rainssssssss!" - Zombie Meteorologist
Cyberbilly
I like to dump Skittles in the toilet and then flush it because it looks like a little tiny NASCAR race.