World peace? We can't even navigate a four way stop without wanting to murder each other in extremely painful ways
Some people support the Democratic Party, some support the Republican Party, and some support the Tea Party. I just support parties...period!
Money can't buy happiness, but somehow it's a lot better to cry in a Mercedes than it is to cry on a bike...
Cyberbilly
I once complained that I had no shoes, until I met a man with no feet. So I took his shoes. I mean, it's not like he needed them or anything.
I dig, you dig, we dig, he dig, she dig, they dig. Its not a beautiful poem, but its very deep.
It's hard to write a good drinking song. I can never make it past the first few bars.
I once dumped a cross eyed girl. I thought she was seeing someone else.