WTF Statuses

First Michael Jackson, then Neil Armstrong?! Something telling me god is not a fan of moon walkers.

I have a certain way with words. You might say I'm a cunning linguist.

If it were the other way around, I doubt that one cat would take in 80 little old ladies.

Somehow, hitting the "end call" button on the cell phone just doesn't feel nearly as good as the old days when you could slam the phone down on somebody.

If a special needs child walks into class late, is it still appropriate to call them "tardy"?

Scars are tattoos with better stories.

The length of an essay should be like a woman's mini-skirt. Long enough to cover the subject, but short enough to keep it interesting.