Cyberbilly
Does anyone really believe this thing with the Mayan calendar? If you do it's OK but if you don't, it's not the end of the world.
I saw a chameleon today. I guess it was a pretty crappy chameleon.
“Underwear Bomber” sounds like a cocktail made with prune juice.
So apparently they have to HIRE you to take off your shirt at Abercrombie.
Are Sumo wrestlers athletes? Asking for my "Athletic Body" type selection on my internet dating profile page.
My house isn't messy. It's custom designed by a toddler.
My favorite part of the Spice Girls are the Spice racks.