Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
Cyberbilly
Dear NASA: Your Mom thought I was big enough. -Pluto
Cyberbilly
I don't regret burning bridges. I just wish some people I don't like were on them at the time.
Cyberbilly
For all the women who say "All men are the same.": Who told you to try them all?
Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice!
Some people should use a glue stick instead of chap stick.
All my life I've wanted to learn to juggle. I just never had the balls to do it.