I invited a friend over after school. I told my mom he's my brother from another mother. My parents are now in the divorce process.
Need an ark? I Noah guy
It must be really hard to judge wet t-shirt contests. I saw one recently, and all the t-shirts looked equally wet.
Taking into account that Iron Man and Batman's super powers are being super rich and smart makes me really disappointed with Bill Gates.
The bra section is the only place you fail if you get an A.
"Trust your gut" is terrible advice. How can I put trust in something that tells me to eat an entire pizza when I get drunk?
I enjoy watching wrestling a lot more if I think of it as competitive hugging.