Cyberbilly
I bet if Aquaman and Jesus had a fight, Jesus would walk all over him.
My buddy told me he was having sex with twins... I asked how do you tell them apart? He said, "Her brother has a mustache"
Men at 25 play football. Men at 40 play tennis. Men at 60 play golf. Have you noticed that as you get older your balls get smaller?
Cyberbilly
I don't understand interventions. What's the point of being told I drink too much by a room full of the reasons I drink in the first place?
Cyberbilly
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
I'm single by choice. Not MY choice, but it's still a choice.
Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.