Cyberbilly
The show "Toddlers and Tiaras" was named that way because "Strippers in Training" and "Mothers with Self-esteem Issues" just wasn't as catchy.
Cyberbilly
Counting to ten when someone pisses you off works much better if you're counting punches.
9 out of 10 men like girls with big boobs rather than small boobs... the 10th guy likes the other 9 guys!
Michael Mendoza
I don't think that I could ever become a murderer. I can barely stab the plastic straw in a capri-sun.
Greece have actually won 14 Olympic golds, but the medal table only shows the medals that haven't been melted down and sold as scrap.
I can't get a mobile signal in my village, yet terrorists have no problem sending videos from caves. Is there a special terrorist tariff?
My Olympic condoms have arrived - I wanted to wear a gold one, but the wife said "wear the silver one and come second for a change".