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#2691
There are two rules for success.... 1) Never reveal everything you know. 2)
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#2692
Don't have phone sex, you might get hearing aids!
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#2693
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When a man talks dirty to a woman it's sexual harassment, but when a woman talks dirty to a man it's $3.15 per min...
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#2694
Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? They are making headlines!
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#2695
Please take off my shirt, whispered my girlfriend... now take off my skirt... remove my bra... and take off my panties... And then she asked me never to wear her clothes again... Rude huh!
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#2696
Any woman who wants to be equal to a man lacks ambition
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#2697
They say "the truth will set you free", but the DA didn't see it that way...
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