Michael Mendoza
A few hours before your dentist appointment, you'll do the best brushing you've done all year.
Zombie kids are spoiled rotten.
In the dark, it takes several minutes to find the hole and stick it in. Stupid phone charger.
If you needed a documentary to tell you that eating McDonald's for every meal for a month will make you ill, you're screwed regardless.
If it weren't for the last minute, my work would never get done.
Actually, I WOULD wish that on my worse enemy.
Cyberbilly
I once had a dream where I was eating a giant marshmallow. When I woke up my pillow was gone.