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There is a fine line between being tan and looking like you rolled in Doritos
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Cyberbilly
Is it still considered pre-marital sex if you have no intention of getting married?
Why do doctors give medicine to fix one thing which could cause 10 other issues and one of those issues happens to be death?
The differences that emerge in twins can be amazing. My precious daughter has so much more self-confidence than my fat, lazy, twit of a son.
If a couple in love is called Love Birds, then is a couple who fights with each other called Angry Birds?
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The inventor of the treadmill has passed away. Poor guy never really went anywhere.
I just saw a movie so bad that I was on an airplane and people still walked out.
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