Eveyn quintana
I hate when i don't forward a chain letter and die the next day
User226
I wonder if the earth teases other planets for having no life.
There are 10 different types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those that don't.
Just watched a dog chase its tail for 5 minutes and I thought: 'Wow! Dogs are easily entertained"... Then I realized, I was watching a dog chase its tail for 5 minutes.
How do I approach my neighbors and tell them that their Wi-Fi isn't working properly and they might need to reset the modem?
Maybelline makes eyelashes look four times larger? Maybelline needs to start making condoms.
If you ever buy a large TV, remember to put the box in your neighbor's trash can so they get robbed and not you.