Cyberbilly
How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when the crook gave up and threw the gun at him?
Cyberbilly
I don't mind going to work. It's that eight-hour wait to go home that bugs me.
Menstruation jokes are just not funny. Period.
Sometimes I just get so frustrated by the rush-hour traffic that I slam my head on the steering wheel. That's usually followed by the bus driver telling me to get out.
Dave Asten
I know my limits. I don’t pay any attention to them, but I know them.
Dave Asten
There must be a trick to fighting fire with fire because my kitchen just pretty much has twice as much fire now.
If women with big boobs work at Hooter's. Where do women with one leg work? I Hop