Liking your own status is like high-fivng yourself
I think I'm the only person that understands that "hacking" doesn't mean getting on someone's facebook that they're already signed in to
If you have time to update your facebook status every ten minutes, I'm assuming your life really isn't as interesting as you make it out to be
Cyberbilly
If Hooters delivered, would they be called Knockers?
Cyberbilly
I'm a huge fan of 50 Cent, or as he's known in Zimbabwe, four hundred million dollars.
It's sad how Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his violence, and not for his brilliant paintings of tunnels
I feel lazier than the guy who designed the Japanese flag