If "sleeping together" means you had sex, does "taking a nap together" mean it was just a quickie?
Do magazines really have to add "Alive" to "Sexiest Woman" or am I just grossly underestimating the number of necrophiliacs in the world?
I'll never understand why the guy that invented braille didn't just put the dots in the shape of the actual letters.
Whether I have good dreams or bad dreams, waking up is always worse
The only thing standing between me and greatness is millions of people who are more talented and want it more.
If you have a Myspace account, I have a VCR and a typewriter you might be interested in buying.
The mullet is a helmet for domestic violence.