Don't let your mind wander. It's too little to be let out alone.
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.
My boss told me, "Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.". I'm currently sitting in a disciplinary meeting wearing my batman costume!
Need an ark? I noah guy.
If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.
Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.
Every rule has an exception, especially this one.